Unlike the "Buggiest Kernel Ever" series and other such landmark Linux
kernels, this kernel has actually been tested by a cadre of testers, and
it is _guaranteed_ to cause no noticeable increase in cancer among
laboratory rats. That in itself should already make you feel a lot better
about it all.
If the extensive laboratory testing doesn't convince you (side note: no
animals were hurt during testing, except for one chicken that broke a leg
when it slipped in some excess grease and was promptly eaten), some of our
user comments may make a difference:
"Superb. The taste was all I had hoped for, and then some"
Mr Creosote
"I changed my mind. The answer is not 42, it's 4_5_"
A Dent
"And 'make mrproper' is instantaneous"
D Miller
"I kept feeding it floppies, and all it said was that some General was
reading my harddisk"
A Klutz
"And it _really_ moves"
G Galilei
"Fire fire fire"
B Head
Need I say more? This is the kernel you've been waiting for. It leaps tall
buildings if you throw it hard enough, and it makes diffs _really_ fast if
you have enough memory.
Linus
Void where prohibited. Sales tax not included. MAKE MONEY FAST. Do not use
near an open fire. Keep out of reach of small children. Don't expect the
FAT filesystem to work. Some restrictions may apply.