> Ha!
> Do you want to be a _real_ man (or woman), and run interesting kernels
> rather than those wimpy 2.0.x things?
>
> Now you can. What would you pay? 19.95? 14.95? Or even just 9.95? NO!
> You can get a RealMan(tm) or RealWoman(tm) or even a RealThing(tm)
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> Where it it, I can hear you ask? ftp.kernel.org, ftp.funet.fi,
> ftp.cs.helsinki.fi and any other well-stocked ftp site in your
> neighbourhood.
>
> Linus "v2.1.34 - the _cool_ kernel" Torvalds
>
Is it me, or has Linus been watching a little _too_ much American TV? ;)
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"Bless me Father, for my C program has performed Segmentation Violation"
"A grave sin indeed, my son..." replied the Priest.
"I know... I know... Is there any chance for Salvation??"
The Priest ponders for an Eternity. Then he replies, "An offering of cold
beer and pizza to the Linus _may_ save your pitiful soul, my son. Go now,
or risk perdition of your life!!"