I see a new statistic to keep. Check the system clock time at boot
up, do a bit of math, and print out a running "Penguins per day"
statistic just like bogomips.
Imagine: "Not only do I have a 1200 bogomips system, on Linux 3.2.34
I've been able to achieve sub-millipenguin stability!"
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Tim Hollebeek | Disclaimer :=> Everything above is a true statement,
Electron Psychologist | for sufficiently false values of true.
Princeton University | email: tim@wfn-shop.princeton.edu
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spamming idiots please email spam@franck.princeton.edu so I know who you are.
Thanks for being stupid and doing this automatically.