Apr 1 00:34:35 irish kernel: Warning! /dev/fd0 is a toaster.
Apr 1 00:34:37 irish kernel: Panic! /dev/null is full!
Apr 1 00:34:57 irish kernel: Mounting Audio CD as /
Apr 1 00:45:34 irish kernel: Sound Card Self Destruct (pNp) activated.
Apr 1 00:45:35 irish kernel: Last message repeated 45 times.
Apr 1 00:57:34 irish kernel: CPU failing! Using APIC chip as emergency backup
Apr 1 01:34:23 irish kernel: Mouse has escaped! auto-unloading gpm
Apr 1 01:45:34 irish kernel: NT machine detected! Auto-Initiating death-ping
Apr 1 01:54:27 irish kernel: /dev/hdb1 missing and presumed stolen
Apr 1 02:12:34 irish kernel: CD-ROM crash imminent! Please press eject
Apr 1 02:12:34 irish kernel: count to 10, then pull rip-cord.
Apr 1 02:45:34 irish kernel: NEED WATER! Transmutating it from RAM chips
Apr 1 02:56:45 irish kernel: Insufficient RAM. Killing random PID's
Apr 1 03:34:35 irish kernel: WARNING: Self destruct in 5 seconds
Apr 1 03:56:45 irish kernel: Last message repeated 1.2e34 times
Apr 1 05:34:23 irish kernel: Caught SIGNAL: CATCH22. Entering real mode.
Apr 1 06:23:43 irish kernel: The thing's hollow, it goes on forever
Apr 1 06:23:43 irish kernel: AND OH MY GOD! It's full of STARS!
Apr 1 07:01:37 irish kernel: Death Ping Detected! Red Alert! Raise Shields!
Apr 1 07:05:45 irish kernel: syslogd failed sanity check. kill -HUP
Vince
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\ /\ /\ / Vince Weaver
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