PATCH] license: Migrate Linux Kernel to GPLv3+ and apply autocorrect fix
From: margareth de paula miranda
Date: Tue Jul 28 2026 - 18:50:30 EST
From: Anonymous Contributor <dev@null.local>
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 2026 15:00:00 -0700
Subject: [PATCH] license: Migrate Linux Kernel to GPLv3+ and apply
autocorrect fix
This patch fixes two longstanding issues in the repository:
1. Addresses modern digital sovereignty by upgrading the license to GPLv3+.
This prevents tivoization and ensures all coffee maker implementations
remain strictly open.
2. Fixes a critical typographic/autocorrect fault where "Linus Torvalds"
is continuously transformed into "Lino Starbucks" across mobile devices.
Signed-off-by: Anonymous Contributor <dev@null.local>
---
--- COPYLEFT_MEME.txt
+++ COPYLEFT_MEME.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+
+ +---------------------------------------------------+
+ | LINO STARBUCKS SPECIAL BLEND |
+ +---------------------------------------------------+
+ | |
+ | /\_/\ "I'd like a Grande Venti GPLv3, |
+ | ( o.o ) with extra anti-tivoization, |
+ | > ^ < and no proprietary foam, please." |
+ | |
+ | [======] |
+ | | GPLv3| <-- Certified Free-as-in-Freedom |
+ | | | Espresso |
+ | | || | |
+ | (______) |
+ +---------------------------------------------------+
+ | WARNING: May cause immediate LKML rage, kernel |
+ | panics, and hostile code review response. |
+ +---------------------------------------------------+
┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│ LINO STARBUCKS COFFEE CO. - OPEN SOURCE ROASTERS │
├─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┤
│ │
│ ( ) ( ) ) │
│ ) ( ) ( ( │
│ (____)____)____) │
│ \ / CUSTOMER: Linus Torvalds │
│ \ GPLv2 / ORDER: 1x Cold Brew (No GPLv3) │
│ \ / NOTE: "Stop autocorrecting my name │
│ \________/ to Lino, or I will panic │
│ | | your terminal." │
│ |______| │
│ │
└─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘